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Thou Shalt NOT Steal

Thou Shalt NOT Steal

Created By Jim Linderman and Dull Tool Dim Bulb

A Jim Linderman and Dull Tool Dim Bulb Presentation

Thursday

A. A. Allen the AA Alcoholic Evangelist! old time religion







What could possibly be more appropriate than an alcoholic evangelist named A.A.Allen? A preacher alcoholic named A.A. who didn't got to A.A. Oh...life is wonderful. God? Never fail to bring me such fruity pebbles, and I promise not to curse at rain ever again. Even on golf days.


Except that alcohol killed A.A...a bad liver in 1959. At the time of his death Alonso was publishing 55 MILLION pieces of paper a year! Did HE have them major hornswoggled! He had his own hired "goons" who punched out anyone he didn't like at his revival meetings. Yes, he could perform miracles. His greatest miracle was filling his pockets with ducats. The only miracle he could not perform was a liver transplant.

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2 comments:

  1. google a.a. allen and LP...he had albums too, and they had great covers. my favorite is of course the famous "crying demons" cover, but the other ones like "god is a killer" are grat too.

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  2. It’s about time!! You simply can’t have old time religion without mention of the sin of FORNICATION!!

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